SEO PPC Parody Song “Convert You Maybe”

From the folks at Acronym Media. An SEO PPC Parody song “Convert You Maybe” of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”

Lyrics:

You had your quarterly fall,Spend not efficient at all
You looked to me and you called,And sent an RFP

I’d trade your spend for a click,Pennies and dimes do the trick
You weren’t looking at this, But you should be in Search

Your brand was growing,ROI was slowing,
TV ads were blowin’, Where’s your budget going, baby?

Hey, I just pitched you, And this is crazy,
I’ll take your ad spend, and convert you, maybe.

It’s hard to look right, At your copy,
But I’ll take your ad spend, and convert you, maybe.

Hey, I just pitched you, And this is crazy,
I’ll take your ad spend, and convert you, maybe.

And all the agencies, Try to chase you,
But I’ll take your ad spend, and convert you, maybe.

Before I came into your life Your ads were so bad
Your ads were so bad Your ads were so, so bad

And all those other agencies Their decks were so bad
And you should know that Their decks were so, so bad

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